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Squidward: You're making me claustrophobic. Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? SpongeBob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus. Squidward: No it doesn't! Patrick: HO HO HO! SpongeBob: Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!

December 11, 2015

It's Almost Christmas!

THAT'S RIGHT! I'M NOT JEWISH! & I'm going to be completely honest here: that terrifies me. The almost Christmas thing, I mean. I'm not terrified of not being Jewish. I have barely thought about Christmas at all this month. I haven't even watched Barbie &…